Halloween

Halloween is always a good time. We carved pumpkins, guess which one is mine! And dressing up was pretty fun. I went as an old person, Dave went as a nerd, and got bullied while locking up his bike downtown. No shit. Some drunk kid bullied him and told Dave he would punch those lenses right into his eyes. Dave wittily stuck his finger through the glasses and said 'no lens dude'. The guy didn' t like that and punched him right in the face. Luckily, due to the guys intoxication is was a pathetic punch and Dave came away unharmed. But really, who bullies someone dressed like Napoleon/Kip whose 6'2'' and weighs 145 pounds? A meanie, thats who. Ciara went as a Elaine Bennis, and Ryan and his girlfriend went as a priest and catholic schoolgirl. Alan and Morgan went as Brangelina. A good one. However, I prefer gross costumes to slutty ones for several reasons, but the first being because I like to be warm. We went to Morgan and Alans for a party and then downtown for a little

while. I'll yell ya- the costume seemed nice until I got downtown and got hit on my four men over 50... three of whom ACTually asked me 'why aren't you dressed up'. Was my costume that good? Or were the men THAT drunk? It wasn't flattering either way. A good time nonetheless.

My Animals have always hated me

And I've never understood it because i just love THEM so much! So much that i squeeze them and pet them and put my face RIGHT in there face and and chase them around the house and talk to them in weird voices... and dress them up...in a really sweet sweat shirt. This, my friends, is Cat Stevens.